He looked absolutely nothing like this, lmao |
Two things that may top my match.com experience: the convenience store guy and the facebook instant messenger... Convenience man's smooth move was to inappropriately come up behind me, as I was getting my soda, and slip a note in my back pocket with his name and number written on it. Really? And if you are wondering... NO, I did not call him, lol! Mr facebook requested to be my friend. I naively thought I recognized him from back in the days of the Hebb Rodeo's and added him. A few nights later I get an instant message from him. It says no more than, "ur hot as hell". If I would of been drinking, this would have been the point where I spit whatever it was all over my computer screen. I was in complete shock. So my brilliant response was, "um thanks." Now I don't know about all the other ladies out there, but that is NOT the pick-up line to make this cowgirl swoon.
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